401 River Street  Alpena, MI 49707



A Farce

Gun Shots & Strong Language


March 7-10 & 14-17, 2019

Written by Neil Simon

Directed by Bill Powell

Alpena Civic Theatre


All evening performances begin at 7:30 PM.
Sunday matinees begin at 2:00 PM.

Box Office 

Monday - Thursday: 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM 
two weeks prior to show opening.

Also 3:00 PM to Curtain on evening performances and Noon to Curtain on matinees.

New York's Deputy Mayor and his wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary with a party. The Deputy Mayor is found wounded in bed and his wife missing. His lawyer, Ken, and wife Chris, must get "the story" straight before the other guests arrive. As confusion and miscommunication mount, the evening spins off into classic hilarity.

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